"I think we're fucked." He laughs and then shakes his head, reaching a hand up to rub his face. "I dunno. This is just about the weirdest thing that's ever happened to us. And we're talking a long line of crazy."

A very friendly waitress wanders over to ask if they need a drink. As tempting as it is to ask for another beer, Dean opts for coffee this time. "You? Find anything besides hot chicks who like oral?"