"Define 'long'. I mean, I would have said no this morning, but after walking around all day in a reality porno show, it's hard to actually keep track of rational time. I keep expecting to wake up."

To wake up and be back on her couch, blissfully wrapped up in her pjs and with a handy bottle of wine within reaching distance. Oh, yes please.

And for the record, she didn't have a clue about Japanese customs. She was Canadian. Not much travelling in her itinerary.