"You seem to be missing one giant possibility here, clicky face, and you're going on the misguided assumption of a stationary timeline. I don't know about you, but this pretty much looks like Earth to me, and if that's the case, this is a pretty jumped-forward version. Which means maybe the piddly humans reached back and ganked you from a different time line and you don't know jack shit about what any of them can do now. Considering you're here and all."