[Wait till Sasuke finds out what time period he’s from. And a different country too, to boot.]

Yeah, I know it happens a lot. Lenny’s always warning me about it. [He jammed his hands into his pockets.] I’d rather not, if I can help it.

[Confused stare.] Condoms? What are those? [Serious question, because contraceptives were pretty taboo back in that period.

He totally skipped over the part about having sex with a guy, because he didn’t foresee that happening. Problem solved, right?]