[Poor Sasuke. Johnny wouldn't blame him for getting impatient, dealing with all his questions. Reading books on sex just didn't tell him enough. It wasn't the same as talking to someone that had actual experience with the subject.]

Really? [Awkwardly, he scratched the back of his head.] I don't think I've heard of those before... but I'm not in medical studies or anything. And we can get those things here? [The usage shouldn't be too hard to figure out... Just slip it on before sex. Sounds simple enough.

V-I-R-G-I-N from 1929... Anal sex? What? Ignorant teen is ignorant.]