[Honestly, it's hard for Greed to know how to take all of that. He's torn between stubborn disbelief, amusement that she'd lie so big, admiration, and the growing realization that she is telling exactly the truth. He should know. He's spent a lot of time around liars, and she doesn't look like a liar to him.]

Shit, really?

[Eventually he settles on a chuckle. It's not mocking, exactly, as much as it is disbelief and then the admission of belief beneath it.]

I don't know which part of that is better, "pirate queen" or "dragon". You are one hell of a woman, Mindfang.

[Hell, he's not even sure he has any stories that can top that one.]