[Someone's a good Samaritan. Dave's already getting out his key and oh look, his door.]

Yeah, I'm a regular beauty queen. Soak my face in that white shit every night for an hour.

[Opening door and. Welp. You helped him home so...But see he's pulling you into his apartment and oh yeah. Definitely just kicked the door shut.]

Welcome to the bachelor's pad.

[Tossing keys onto entry table and kicking shoes off. He proceeds to head inside, walking a little crooked.]